1 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:34,916 MY WIFE'S NAME IS... MAURICE 2 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,117 Damn, they take vaporetto! 3 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,114 -Do you speak French? -I'm busy. 4 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,470 -And in human terms? -Maybe. 5 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,910 I'm interested in that couple over there. 6 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,758 This is very important. 7 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,713 Get 15 euros, 8 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,514 if you keep up with this taxi. 9 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:45,435 I have to finish painting Otherwise I'll lose my job. 10 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,954 15 euros and a gold chain. 11 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,475 Gold! 12 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,674 OK. So be it. Get in. 13 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,878 -Grace to you. -Quiet! 14 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,316 I'm still doing a favor. 15 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,872 Who are you, policeman? 16 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:20,479 or detective? 17 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,549 This girl is my fiancee. 18 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,515 Looks like this guy is her boss or lover. 19 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,313 If a lover, he will soon will become a corpse. 20 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,991 Faster! They're coming off! 21 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:44,668 This is not a scooter! 22 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,319 -Crap! Gone! - It’s okay, they’ll find it. 23 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,398 Lovers won't pass by Piazza San Marco. 24 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,954 They are not lovers. 25 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,674 -It's just her boss. -Well, yes, boss. 26 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,395 Carefully! 27 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,908 Don't hit the bridge. 28 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,675 Why so sad? 29 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,474 Let's not spoil our first weekend. 30 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,555 Are you satisfied? 31 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,195 -Shall we go shopping? -Why not? 32 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:36,515 Taxi! 33 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,195 We're leaving here. 34 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,159 Producers: IGOR SEKULICH 35 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,319 and JEAN-MARIE POIRE 36 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,438 Script writers: Jean-Marie POIRE and Raffi CHAR 37 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,358 based on the play by Raffi SHAR 38 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,718 I'm German from France, 39 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,355 my fiancée is English from France. 40 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,437 We live together. 41 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:12,190 Director: JEAN-MARIE POIRE 42 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,479 Stop! There's their taxi! 43 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,875 They're here! 44 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:23,751 Where are they? 45 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,796 Nice ashtray isn't it? 46 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,874 Look, there's Gucci! 47 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,315 Armani! 48 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,470 Ferragamo! Prada! 49 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,552 There are plenty of them in Paris too, and this is a real Murano. 50 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,159 Buy it if you feel like it. 51 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,992 So do you take it or not? 70 euros. 52 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,873 For this crap? 53 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,953 Molto is gorgeous! 54 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,514 -And how much? -Z.500 euros. 55 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,717 Franco! Show monsieur moccasins. 56 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,149 - Disappeared! -They're not going anywhere. 57 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,878 -And how much? -1.000 euros. 58 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,878 -What about 2 pairs? -2.000 euros. 59 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,475 What nonsense! 60 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,671 These are discounted no worse. 61 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,359 But they are too small for you! 62 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,230 Shoes need to be selected by size. 63 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,635 The money is not yours. 64 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,794 I'll climb the pipe. 65 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,599 I'll see what they are do. 66 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,915 Just right! 67 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:09,874 What a luxury, huh? 68 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,079 And just for the two of us. 69 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,718 This is not beer and chips. 70 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,829 Wine of the highest quality. Very expensive. 71 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,874 But I'm not one of those who exhibit show off your wealth. 72 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,071 I prefer those who exhibits. 73 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,509 Have you ever lived like this? 74 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,591 Let's not talk about money. It's gone. 75 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,989 -What about dinner? -You can have dinner in your room. 76 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,275 I have already made an order. 77 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:45,715 Turn it off. 78 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,719 Just a second. I pass it on. 79 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,555 -Who is this? -This is Marion, your wife. 80 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,956 What a beauty you are on a mobile phone? 81 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,277 -I can’t hear who it is? - Georges, don't pretend. 82 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,551 You can hear me perfectly. 83 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,354 This is a translator. Phone lay on her table. 84 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:14,114 Hush, Princess. 85 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,909 How is this where? In Dresden. 86 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,679 I know. Which hotel? 87 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,992 Be careful, the tie is very dear. 88 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,310 I'm currently in negotiations with the Germans. 89 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,478 It's about very big things. 90 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,675 Relax. 91 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,393 -Are you excited? -No. 92 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,669 What are you doing? 93 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:34,075 You're overexcited. 94 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:36,673 I'm calm, Princess? 95 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,996 You called the translator "princess"? 96 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,477 -I heard everything. - No, it’s me for you. 97 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,718 Negotiations are very important. Everyone is looking at me. 98 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:50,230 I have to perform you're killing me. 99 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,635 It's cold here. 100 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,273 We'll talk when I get back. 101 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,472 -What's that ringing? -Oh, these are the bells of the cathedral. 102 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,832 In Dresden there is Catholic Cathedral. 103 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,037 I told you, I'm in negotiations and not in bed. 104 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,114 -Your voice is strange. - I dropped my tie. 105 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,148 Bent down to pick it up 106 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,112 and the blood rushed to my head. 107 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,069 Hello? 108 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,793 Wow, I hung up. 109 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,672 -Who? -My secretary. 110 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,712 Or rather, a business partner. 111 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,873 -Beautiful? -Monkey. 112 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,388 I lied to her that I was in Dresden. 113 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,115 Carefully. 114 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,799 Oh Princess! I was so horny. 115 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,354 It's going to be hot now. 116 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,911 -I love it when it's hot. -I'm already on fire! 117 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,795 -I will set you on fire. -It will be very painful. 118 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,715 Do you love pain? 119 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,069 Are you crazy? 120 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,315 I'm afraid of pain. 121 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,794 I was just joking. 122 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,516 -Who is she there - your wife? -We haven't seen each other since the divorce. 123 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,199 Have you forgotten to get a divorce? 124 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,955 You should at least cover yourself! 125 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,195 I'm tied. 126 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,555 Your order. 127 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,639 -Buona sera, signora. -Buona sulfur. 128 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,876 I brought what you asked for. 129 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,953 And this is your special order. 130 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,477 -For creme brulee. -Grazi. 131 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,555 Bye. 132 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,752 Smells delicious, untie it me, I'm hungry. 133 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,708 I spent a little investigation. 134 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,071 And I found out that you didn't get divorced. 135 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,595 What is it? 136 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:05,031 I'm not a whore and I don't hang myself on married men! 137 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,311 Of course not! Untie me 138 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,555 I'll explain everything. 139 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,716 -I'm an honest girl. -I have no doubt. 140 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,274 No! Just not the shoes! 141 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,035 You're crazy! 142 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,639 My sock will burn! 143 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,877 -I'm wasting my time. -Agree. 144 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,991 -You promised to marry. -We'll get married. 145 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,077 -I'm not interested in sex. -Me too. 146 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,113 Then call your wife and tell her that you are with me in Venice. 147 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,272 Don't demand the impossible. 148 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,957 -Well, how? -Bitch! 149 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,229 Not here! 150 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,238 -What is visible -Only his legs. 151 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,272 I'll call you, untie me! 152 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,115 You're on fire! 153 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,999 -Water! -Jump into the canal! 154 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,115 It's high up there! 155 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,273 Thanks, friend. Bitch! 156 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,954 Water? No problem! 157 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,435 200 euros and he will jump too. 158 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,113 Have you cooled down, Princess? 159 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,671 Jump, friend! 160 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,234 Let's divide it in half! 161 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:30,876 -The water is too dirty. -So she really will drown! 162 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,954 -Jump! -Why don’t you save her? 163 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,118 -Hey! Martino! -Why me? 164 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,597 Marcello that week fell down and became covered in sores. 165 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,871 -Well, what about me? -You are brave. 166 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,674 -You won’t save a drowning woman? -500 euros. 167 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,399 -50! -Z00! 168 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,478 -60! -200 or to hell! 169 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,919 - To hell! -Stop arguing! 170 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,155 Let's go! 171 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,036 Excuse me, madam, but this at night Monsieur left for Paris. 172 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,231 -How? -Don't know. 173 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,556 Besides, he didn't pay number. 174 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,719 -You will have to pay. -And how much? 175 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,149 3000 euros. 176 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,672 But there is one option. 177 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,274 Hello, village! 178 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,796 My wife doesn't want talk to me? 179 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,310 I'll be there in 5 minutes. Maria? 180 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,475 What an idiot! 181 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,555 What a cretin! 182 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,192 Stop at the florist. 183 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:43,919 -How many? -25 euros. 184 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,353 -5 euros. -I'll take it. 185 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,630 -What kind of impudent guy is this? -He came for clothes. 186 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,591 Sorry, I'm fulfilling humanitarian mission. 187 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,995 Good afternoon, Maurice! 188 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,115 Here you go. 189 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,589 Is this a tramp? 190 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,150 Maurice, I have buyers. 191 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,715 I don't need that old stuff. 192 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,078 Madame Rivière, you don't indulge. 193 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,719 I'll have some raisin bread. 194 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,274 ABOUT! Leaky! 195 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,795 How many? 196 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,599 And dirty too. 197 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,634 -I'll do the laundry. -There's a hole. 198 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,752 I won't erase the hole. 199 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,993 Not too appetizing the look of your buns. 200 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,354 Looks like they were worn by an elephant or hippopotamus. 201 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:05,152 -My mother wore them. -Then I'll take them. 202 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,070 Hey, get in line! 203 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,193 Emergency. 204 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,509 Madam at home? 205 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,238 What's the matter, Maria? Where are you going? 206 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,311 He also asks scoundrel! 207 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,873 Hello, Monsieur Dargin. 208 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,833 Friendly as always. 209 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,550 Sorry, but I don't have any money. Only 1000 liras. 210 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,354 From the bottom of my heart thank you very much. 211 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,399 Hey! It's not money anymore! 212 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:58,955 Johnny! 213 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,475 You're late again! 214 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,912 Sorry, Mr. Director, 215 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,432 but yesterday when I was leaving work, I decided to shake things up 216 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,836 and play with the kids to football. 217 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,315 Here are the pictures. 218 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:18,275 The doctor wanted to prescribe me a newsletter, but I refused. 219 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,030 With the kids from Milan Inter? 220 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,355 It's written here in Italian. 221 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,036 European Union! They have it there Italian appliances. 222 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,429 Thanks Euro. 223 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,429 Wait, Johnny! 224 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,796 -Do you have problems with nerves? -Not anymore, Monsieur Bernard! 225 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,715 Jacqueline! 226 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,194 What destinies? 227 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,198 Are these gifts for Marion? 228 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:59,276 Yes, for Christmas don't tell her. 229 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,837 And the size is not the same need to be changed. 230 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,750 I thought you were in Germany. 231 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,079 -Yes, but... -Marion in the jacuzzi. 232 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,238 I came to say that Charles's good friends 233 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,318 the Pruibal spouses want pay you a visit. 234 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,557 They are very wealthy. 235 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,035 Give them a royal treat reception, 236 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,309 if you can. 237 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,555 Bye. 238 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,633 Actually Pruibal? 239 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,674 Are you there, Princess?! 240 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,390 How nice it is to be home! 241 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,069 -Are you not in Dresden? -I told the Germans to go to hell! 242 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,430 -I missed you so much! -Have you seen mom? 243 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,915 Yes, it is well preserved. 244 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,875 Look what I brought you. 245 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,116 -Unprepossessing, but fresh. -Thank you. 246 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,549 Did you miss you too? 247 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,834 What's the matter with you? 248 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,315 -First, Maria... -I fired her. 249 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,715 We have no money! 250 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,956 And your father? -Tighten the nuts. 251 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,232 I need to sell my apartment and pay them back their debts. 252 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,080 I want to sell your apartment stronger than parents. 253 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,430 But I have plans big deal. 254 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,438 As always, it is just being planned. 255 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,233 You promised me a trip to Venice. 256 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,953 I'm obsessed with work. 257 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,037 I work even in my sleep. 258 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,079 -I'll go crazy soon. -You come in the morning. 259 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,513 -It's clear that you're tired. -I work at night! 260 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,153 You're absolutely right. 261 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,434 This is what I found! 262 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,430 "Chunga" - exotic Brazil! 263 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,639 "Planet Macumba"! 264 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,070 "Profiltex"! New late night cafe? 265 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,755 They are given free of charge upon entry. 266 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,116 -At the entrance to the brothel? -It's not funny. 267 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,119 You don't understand me, you I didn't have a difficult childhood. 268 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,517 You have your own gallery, selling all sorts of crap. 269 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,792 -This shit feeds you. -And I'm fed up with them. 270 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,277 I'm fed up too. So eat your shit. 271 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,955 Sorry Princess very important call. 272 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,395 Deal of the century! 273 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,319 -Hello? -Georges? 274 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,480 -No, monsieur. -I'm in Paris, you bastard! 275 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,593 -You have the wrong number. -I promised from box 3. 276 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,950 Monsieur, you have the wrong number. 277 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,309 I'm not your monsieur! 278 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,556 Are you completely deaf? 279 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,876 -Are you kidding me? -Best wishes. 280 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,470 -I'll tell your wife everything. -Goodbye, monsieur. 281 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,714 Some kind of capercaillie. 282 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,195 Doesn't pick up the phone. 283 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,513 But I just took it. 284 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,956 -What a bastard. -Like all of them. 285 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,434 He's probably fucking his wife. 286 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,233 -So he's married? -Yes. 287 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,115 What a bastard! 288 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,149 For taking your virginity he must suffer punishment. 289 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,989 For a minute of abuse he must lose 290 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,872 sorry, one egg. 291 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,154 Under the word "minute" I don't mean for a minute. 292 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,796 The main thing is that he should be excruciatingly painful. 293 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,798 -Yes. -Then go ahead. 294 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,719 Release the beast within you. Turn on your instincts. 295 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,594 I'll tear him to pieces and his wife. 296 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,036 -Madame Odfe, I presume? -Yes. 297 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,675 I read your name on the mailbox 298 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,269 Maurice Kroll of the Society Fraternal Support. 299 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,035 Founded in 1901. 300 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,231 I'm in a hurry, tell me with my husband. 301 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,358 -Only 10 euros. -My husband won't give me a cent. 302 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,596 You will make an invaluable contribution. 303 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,399 A! Picked up the phone! 304 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,555 I'll leave you. 305 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,432 Don't call me! 306 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,473 What if I picked up the phone? wife, can you imagine? 307 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,835 Well, great. 308 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,075 Goodbye. 309 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,708 -Who are you talking to? -She called you a beast. 310 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,592 -Does she know me? -I'm coming. 311 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,916 You shouldn't date with my wife. 312 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,792 You have to, Georges. 313 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,475 Emmanuel! 314 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,430 -Did I scare you? -Who are you? 315 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,752 Your wife let me in. 316 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,197 She claimed that you there are old clothes. 317 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,869 -What clothes? -Maurice Kroll. 318 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,271 When I was a child, they called me Rabbit. 319 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,353 -Have you read the announcement? -No. 320 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,439 Once a year we notify population about the campaign 321 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,950 clothing collection for the poor. 322 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,198 -Tomorrow my wife will be at home. -Tomorrow is impossible. 323 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,639 We visit every quarter only once a year. 324 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,470 Tomorrow it will be your turn another quarter. 325 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,430 The day after tomorrow - another one. 326 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,269 -Later... -I'm not interested. 327 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,236 -Are they calling you? -Yes. 328 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,273 Don't want to answer? 329 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,116 -You got me, bitch! -Sorry for interrupting. 330 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,476 Excuse me, Monsieur Pruibal! 331 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,796 I wanted to come see you with my wife 332 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,469 for the purchase of an apartment. 333 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,909 Take your suitcase! 334 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,038 Why pay the porter? What if it's a suitcase with wheels? 335 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,159 And you will carry yours yourself. 336 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:42,748 No! Me myself. 337 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,475 I'm aware, but now I'm too busy. 338 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,875 Come back tomorrow. 339 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,912 Our stay in Paris scheduled by the minute. 340 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,997 Living in a hotel is very expensive. 341 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,235 OK then. 342 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,636 On the advice of Charles, your father-in-law 343 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,514 I brought cash. 344 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,795 Cash? 345 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,036 Charles told you need cash. 346 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,353 I understand you perfectly. 347 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,712 This changes things. Call back in an hour. 348 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,430 See you later, Monsieur Pruibal. 349 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,637 The guy is clearly not in a good mood. Maybe we came in vain? 350 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,797 Charles and Jacqueline - serious people. 351 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,116 But these are from a different generation. 352 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,238 Their daughter sells abstract paintings. 353 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,036 Shouldn't we have to deal with stoned hippies? 354 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,319 You're exaggerating. 355 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,195 Give me a card. 356 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,315 What have you done? 357 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,953 Are these fish from Japan? 358 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,109 If so, then they not survive in our climate. 359 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:23,230 Tell your interlocutor name is Pruibal? 360 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,159 Well, you are a rabbit. -Kroll. 361 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,396 You don't choose a last name. I'll accompany you. 362 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,434 Are you worried about something? I could help you. 363 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,792 -I can manage without you. -I'm sure not. 364 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,559 I'll explain everything to you. 365 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,558 I'm Maurice from Bratskaya Support. 366 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,273 -Maurice? -Well, yes, Maurice. 367 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,391 I'll sort it out before lunch mail, 368 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,399 and the rest of the time I work in the Society. 369 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,635 Voluntarily. 370 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,832 And this means that I serve for the benefit of everyone 371 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,076 who needs help. 372 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,197 Your problems - our problems. 373 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,152 I'm expecting a very important guest. 374 00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,512 You don't want this guest Have you seen me here? 375 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,115 Exactly. 376 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,795 Why? 377 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,390 -Have you swallowed your tongue? -Everything is clear. 378 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,435 -Do you take cash? -Checks and transfers too. 379 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,479 Take it and leave. 380 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,796 -What are you doing? -I’m writing a receipt. 381 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,593 I don't need a receipt. 382 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,394 Congratulations on joining to Society. 383 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,796 Our society consists of people with big ears. 384 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,035 Wonderful! 385 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,073 These ears help us hear people's suffering. 386 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,315 Great. 387 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,592 We help 24 hours a day to the suffering. 388 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,396 "Your problems are our problems." 389 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,910 I'm very touched. It was nice to meet you. 390 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,236 But we haven't made it yet get acquainted! 391 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,589 Another time. 392 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,795 Well, thank God! 393 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,595 -Why not now? -No! 394 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,996 Now you are here nothing to do! 395 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,829 -You are waiting for another woman! -What do you want? 396 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,197 It's unlikely for your wife will you like it? 397 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,799 These are my problems. 398 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,753 -Is that clear, Monsieur Maurice? -Kroll. Animal surname. 399 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,473 Congratulations. Everyone, leave! 400 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,712 I was right you are excited. 401 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,592 Yes, extremely excited. 402 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,472 The woman I'm waiting for 403 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,910 wants to tell everything to my wife! 404 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,192 -Dirty blackmailer! -I can talk to her. 405 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,870 That's why Maurice exists, to resolve conflicts. 406 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,196 But not with Emmanuelle. 407 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,438 For two years I fooled her that I love her 408 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,592 just to drag to bed. 409 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,189 Now she's on fire thirst for revenge. 410 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,749 No wonder. 411 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,117 Why not send them to hell? 412 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,556 You don't want to cause they are in pain. 413 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,953 Yes, I don't want to I'm not a beast. 414 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,276 Soon you will be. 415 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,312 -I'm tired. -You are a weakling. 416 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,034 -What is your name? -Georges. 417 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,873 Working in the Society, 418 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,118 I've encountered it many times with such cases. 419 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,637 And every time I negotiated with women. 420 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,309 Why? I know them like no one else. 421 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,399 And I understand like a woman is a woman. 422 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,150 -But you are not a woman. -No! 423 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,717 But in me it is highly developed feminine. 424 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,592 When I was still a child 425 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,713 I spent a lot of time with the girls. 426 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,388 First menstruation first betrayals. 427 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,839 And always to the rescue name was Maurice. 428 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,519 What does Emmanuel have to do with it? 429 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,473 I'll talk to her like woman to woman. 430 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,876 They always saw the girlfriend in me. 431 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,793 Even if I am effeminate, 432 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,629 it's not because it's in me The feminine principle is developed! 433 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,194 No no! 434 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,999 Look, I'm coming. 435 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,235 There. 436 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,873 I approach the stairs. 437 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,315 I'm getting up. 438 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,794 Nothing feminine. 439 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,228 I open the door. 440 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,235 ABOUT! Video room. 441 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,513 Pretty good. 442 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,272 Great equipment. 443 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,434 Can't be! Photo by Depardieu. 444 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,715 And you are nearby! 445 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,435 -Do you know Depardieu? -At the Courvel Hotel. 446 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,269 My father-in-law owns it and I was a bartender there. 447 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,678 I adore Depardieu and dreamed of becoming an actor. 448 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,234 In the film "Evening Dress" 449 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,351 he dresses up as a woman. 450 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,073 He is not ashamed of his feminine. 451 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,315 Oh well? 452 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,238 -Do I look like a woman? -Not really. 453 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,597 Meanwhile in my soul the feminine principle is seething. 454 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,030 In conversation with Emmanuelle 455 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,118 I have to turn it on your feminine side. 456 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,636 -You understand, Georges? -To be honest, no. 457 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,357 Everything has a feminine origin, but that doesn't mean 458 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,155 that everyone should wear dresses stockings, stiletto heels. 459 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:14,514 I don't need this to understand a woman. 460 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,234 Dress, stockings and stilettos! You are absolutely right! 461 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,750 -Are you all right? -Brilliant idea! 462 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,429 You will become my wife! 463 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,795 What? 464 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,591 I guess it's time for me to go, Monsieur Haudfay. 465 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,314 Are you a member of the Bratskaya Support or not? 466 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,555 I don't see the connection. 467 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,434 Your words about help - complete hypocrisy. 468 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,995 You dreamed of becoming an actor. 469 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,159 -True, but I didn’t become one. -So you will become one. 470 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,635 You are a born actor. 471 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,195 You will become famous throughout the world. 472 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,074 Depardieu with charm Leonardo DiCaprio. 473 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,748 A star is born! 474 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,515 I didn't understand anything from yours words about dressing up. 475 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,438 My lover is coming now. 476 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,597 You will play the role of my wife. 477 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,075 Dress, wig, stiletto heels, 478 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,317 False eyelashes. 479 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,549 -I'm not blue! -Of course not. 480 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,115 She'll tell you that I'm cheating on you. 481 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,234 And you will call her in response whore, slut! 482 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,478 You'll be furious and kick her out! 483 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,795 Brilliant? 484 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,397 Believe me, I never didn't cheat on his wife. 485 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,477 -I won't believe it. -It's different here. 486 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,749 This little bitch just a beast. 487 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,349 -It’s not for me to tell you -Pick up your belly. 488 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,230 But she will understand that I'm not your wife. 489 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,476 She had never seen Marion. 490 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,639 My wife may look whatever. 491 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,715 -Nothing will work out for us. -Stomach! 492 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,199 Crap! I told you: nothing will come of it. 493 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,355 Besides, the dresses are bad tailored. 494 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,557 There is a clothing store for fat people. 495 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,876 Am I fat? I'm just in the body. 496 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,991 My wife wears a Z8 and you are 54th. 497 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,077 But this one is cute. 498 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,433 Like Marilyn Monroe. 499 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,799 Like a pig to the slaughter. 500 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,556 My wife is a monster but not to the same extent. 501 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,071 -You are starting to be rude. -This dress does not suit a man. 502 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,072 -Why? -It makes you look like a sausage. 503 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,315 Sausage goes to feed poor people. 504 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,079 Farewell, Monsieur Haudfay. 505 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,396 -I love sausage! -But I don’t! 506 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,113 Are you throwing yourself to the mercy? 507 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,793 Yes, you are an animal. 508 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,831 Consider me dead. 509 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,476 -Are you upset? -Love for one's neighbor. 510 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,228 -Nonsense! -Don't exaggerate. 511 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,239 If she ruins my life I will commit suicide. 512 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,714 I'll jump off from here. 513 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,793 See how high it is? 514 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:27,794 My head is spinning. 515 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:30,395 OK. 516 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,833 What can I be is it useful to you? 517 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,274 Good afternoon. 518 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,909 -Can I help you? -We are looking for a dress for Monsieur. 519 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,397 -Dress? -Yes, for monsieur. 520 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,956 -Dress for a man. -Something modest. 521 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:52,875 Discreet. 522 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,036 -He loves dresses. -That's his right. 523 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,197 Anything if he pays. 524 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,635 -What size? -Big. 525 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:03,512 Large sizes here. 526 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:05,949 For fat people. 527 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:07,955 Inconvenient. 528 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,390 You wanted to show feminine. 529 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,477 Yes, but in an intimate way environment. 530 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,436 -Will it do? -Too flashy. 531 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,869 Do you have it with glitter? 532 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,554 It's so beautiful. 533 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,636 Maurice, calm down. 534 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,710 -And this? -That's it! 535 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,554 We need to hurry. 536 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,957 I won't wear a dress which I don't like. 537 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,195 You're right. 538 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,959 Measure everything. 539 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,716 Start with this. It will suit you very well. 540 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,639 -I don't like! -What's wrong with it? 541 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,195 -I don’t like flowers. -It's a joke. 542 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,232 He'll try it on anyway. 543 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,114 -Flowers are great. - Who cares. 544 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,593 He is very shy. 545 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,557 I test my products myself. 546 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,990 For big game or small? 547 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,235 Small! 548 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,317 But I'll make a hole big! 549 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,558 You need an eight inch "Taurus" and license. 550 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,639 One old goat wanted rape me in Venice. 551 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,512 I'll turn it into a sieve. 552 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,192 You can hunt goats but not on bipeds. 553 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,596 -Try it with dust. -Do you have it? 554 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,275 Still, flowers are cute. 555 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,631 -What do you think? -Pervert. 556 00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,511 Didn't know this was a store for gays! 557 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,559 It must be hard to work with such clients. 558 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,910 Well, Maurice, will it do? 559 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,071 You are dissatisfied with something madam? 560 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,992 Excuse me, monsieur. 561 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,115 And yet, 562 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,514 I wanted something in style... 563 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,470 Hey! Maurice! Is something wrong? 564 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,718 -It's vulgar. -Not really! 565 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,911 -I look fat. -He's right. 566 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,794 This dress makes him look fat. 567 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,555 Looks like a cow. 568 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,957 Let's take it all and then we'll figure it out. 569 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,239 I prepared a gift 570 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,714 you'll like it. 571 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,396 -You will receive it soon. -What did you say? 572 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,230 We must hurry, she is already nearby. 573 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,071 -Thank you for everything! -You won't regret it! 574 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,478 -Do these dresses belong to me? -Ask your friend. 575 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,796 He paid for them it's up to him to decide. 576 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,991 If he does everything what will I say. 577 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,430 But this is absolutely for me not interesting. 578 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,516 -What is the use of this thing? -No license required. 579 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,274 Tuck it in. 580 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,552 Your lover will immediately understand that I'm not a woman. 581 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,718 If you are discharged, smeared like Barbie, he won’t understand. 582 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,070 You are my good genius. 583 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,114 It will take 2 minutes. 584 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,073 You'll make a scene for her from "Terminator". 585 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,509 And it will evaporate. 586 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,756 I'm not sure I'll make it in 2 minutes. 587 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,359 People can do a lot. 588 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,717 The main thing is that she I was truly scared. 589 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,635 Hands off! 590 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,955 -Imagine how angry you are. -Am I angry? 591 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:04,596 To pass for my wife you should appear angry. 592 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,314 How angry are you? 593 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:16,915 I don't believe it. 594 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,316 I said: angry and not weak-minded. 595 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,636 You can do terrible things face? 596 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,553 No, I don't believe it. 597 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,316 Fierce boils inside you hatred. 598 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,758 You will be able to depict gremlin? 599 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,473 Gremlins are very evil. 600 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,634 Gremlin? OK. 601 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,435 -Evil gremlin. -Gizmo-kaka. 602 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,955 Gizmo-kaka! 603 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,713 Gizmo-kaka! 604 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,876 No, I need something simpler. 605 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:02,429 Play crazy! 606 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,875 This is only to scare children! 607 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,434 Straighten your hair. 608 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,551 Bring them down onto your forehead. 609 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,951 Let's try something different. 610 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:18,028 Show me a maniac, a sadist, serial killer. 611 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,112 Understood! Fly Slayer! 612 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:25,759 Where is she, this fly? 613 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,309 Yes, I caught it! 614 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,549 -What are you doing? -I tear off the wings and force you. 615 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,189 You have to feel role. 616 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,754 Get into character 617 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,799 become one with him. 618 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,749 Remember Count Dracula? He was played by Lugosi. 619 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,673 "Tremble, people! 620 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,071 "I am the Prince of Darkness! 621 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,478 "Be afraid, be afraid!" 622 00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,395 What a game! 623 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,833 -I bring you a gift. -What other gift? 624 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,189 But listen. 625 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,639 Be afraid! Be afraid, fly! 626 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,918 -Who do you have there? -Wife. 627 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,031 -What's that noise? -Chainsaw. 628 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,597 Especially for you if you don't open the door. 629 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,955 Listen here. 630 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,959 I can't hear anything. 631 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,315 Emmanuel? 632 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,037 -Where are you there? -Very close. 633 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:41,515 -Are you mad? -What, do you want to check? 634 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,229 Here's a pig! 635 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,118 Threatens to cut the door chainsaw. 636 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,915 Woman with a beard - it's so terrible! 637 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,397 -This happens all the time. -You could ruin everything. 638 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,079 You're right, let's go. 639 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,317 Faster. She's already here! 640 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,072 -Not my beard! -Nothing, it will grow back later. 641 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,319 -This is my personal life! -Nonsense! 642 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,756 Stop talking and keep your head up! 643 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,317 Shave your beard, quickly! 644 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,715 Well what else? 645 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,917 Why such a girl like me 646 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,158 contacted someone so old fart, how are you? 647 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,353 I'm like an atomic bomb. 648 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,029 -For the sake of money, I think. - Yes, I didn’t care about them. 649 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,992 I was always the first. 650 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,239 First at school at a dance competition. 651 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,430 Either he doesn’t answer, or he’s busy. 652 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,279 I don't want to sit in a butcher shop 653 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,074 and count the revenue like my parents. 654 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,272 I want to see myself in magazines throw money around. 655 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,310 This is all very interesting but I don't have time. 656 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,875 And don't you dare call to my wife. 657 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,469 -She's not in a good mood today. -I'm already close. 658 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,320 Prepare to die. 659 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,115 She's already here! 660 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,789 Why did you take off your dress? 661 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,072 I can't shave with my clothes on especially in women's. 662 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,157 I'll shave you myself. 663 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,953 I need to do your makeup. 664 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,075 Carefully! It stings my eyes! 665 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,432 -It looks like you're not yourself at all. -I'm just tense. 666 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,278 Great, you are irresistible! 667 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,035 Where are you going? 668 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,992 I can't miss you! 669 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,956 Idiot, bastard, cretin! 670 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,595 Enough, this is not a competition beauty! 671 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,669 There is still little in common with Emmanuelle Beart. 672 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,473 Not a word about Emmanuelle! 673 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,589 Damn it, Emmanuel! 674 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,752 Be afraid, fly! Be afraid! 675 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,393 Isn't she hot-tempered? 676 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,638 Finish it quickly! 677 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,150 And remember: you are a serial killer! 678 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,952 Do you hear the noise of a chainsaw? 679 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,435 Yes. 680 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,073 She's smart enough for that! 681 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,230 -Open the door! -Unshaven? 682 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,475 Georges! 683 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,589 I know you're there! 684 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,753 -My hands are shaking. -It's stage fright. 685 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,909 Shave yourself and then send her away. 686 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,270 -You're a monster! - Be afraid! Be afraid! 687 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,754 Fabulous! 688 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,876 I look cheap whore. 689 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,559 No! Go! 690 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,115 And don't overplay it. Be calm. 691 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,152 Restrained! 692 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,556 No problem! I'm a monster! 693 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,595 I see you! 694 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,475 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind or what? 695 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,275 - Come on, this is not a toy! -Really? 696 00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,754 Let's check it now. 697 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,831 You are right. This is not a toy. 698 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,953 -Where is your wife? -Gone! 699 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,639 You were talking to her! 700 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,157 -I'll call the police! - Go ahead! 701 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,551 And everyone will know what a dog you are! 702 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,395 Madame Odfe! 703 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,919 Madame Odfe, are you here?! 704 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,077 I'm Emmanuel your husband's mistress! 705 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,315 Calm down! 706 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,555 Madame Odfe! 707 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,115 If she were here she would tear you to pieces! 708 00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:59,669 Even with this thing? 709 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,433 Come on, there's a refrigerator, German. 710 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,676 Strong as armor! 711 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,195 Or like my wife! 712 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,552 You don't know her! She's just a monster! 713 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,238 What did you do in Venice? 714 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:25,519 I almost drowned. 715 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,199 I should have fried it you alive. 716 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,829 What an idiot! 717 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,715 Besides, you stole all my dresses. 718 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,319 Here they are, your dresses. 719 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,715 I'll give them to you. 720 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,155 Just leave. 721 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,155 It's very dangerous for you here stay. 722 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,668 My wife is a vixen. 723 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,998 She won't believe you. 724 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,999 She'll be furious and will rip your face off. 725 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,913 Will stew about you cigarettes, stomping feet. 726 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,873 You won't believe it but my wife is a monster! 727 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,434 Is your wife a monster? 728 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,910 -Are you taking me for a fool? -She's hysterical. 729 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,159 As a child she vomited the eyes of your hamsters 730 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,873 and made beads out of them. 731 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,515 She was placed in a mental hospital. 732 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,398 She's a complete idiot. 733 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,708 That's why I didn't speak about her. 734 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,355 As you can see... 735 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,192 This is not Sharon Stone. 736 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,670 My wife is Maurice! That is, Marion. 737 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,228 Maurice - maiden name my wife. 738 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,468 This is Marion Odfe, 739 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,558 and before that they called Marion Maurice. 740 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,638 Sometimes the person's last name 741 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,388 becomes his second name. 742 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,309 Frederic Francois, Francois Valerie, Klodt Francois, 743 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,715 Mireille Mathieu. 744 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,912 I was born for love. 745 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,159 Wow, I cut myself. 746 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,917 I'd take an electric razor or epilator. 747 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,474 I took what I had. 748 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,193 -You have some cream left. -This is an anti-wrinkle cream. 749 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,355 Be afraid, be afraid! 750 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,035 I'll accompany you. 751 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,431 See, she's an idiot! 752 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,717 Madam! Your husband is cheating on you with me. 753 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,752 I hurt you 754 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,679 but Georges promised to introduce me into secular society, 755 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:43,278 introduce to editors newspapers, with ministers. 756 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,632 -But all this is empty chatter. - She doesn’t know what she’s saying. 757 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,992 My poor child! He made you suffer. 758 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,078 -But Princess! -Shut up! 759 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,078 Dirty slut. 760 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,716 You are not worthy of this wonderful girl. 761 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,389 So tender, so smart. 762 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,552 And so sexy. 763 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,514 It's always hard for us women. 764 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,037 But fortunately the Society Fraternal Support... 765 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,517 -Not Society! -It helps women. 766 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:17,030 Oppressed, oppressed, 767 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,797 insulted, humiliated, despised! 768 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,390 He claimed that he was divorced with you two years ago. 769 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,073 Scoundrel! 770 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,874 Dirty dog! 771 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,559 You played the role perfectly but I got something wrong. 772 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,796 After so many years marriage, 773 00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,038 how could you do something like that? meanness?! 774 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:43,230 -Have you thought about the children? -We don't have any children. 775 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,195 How's that? 776 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,550 -Imagine that they exist. -It’s better not, Princess. 777 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,992 At least not this year. 778 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,117 Don't call me Princess. 779 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,515 You destroyed everything: 780 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,949 our marriage 781 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,195 our family 782 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,391 our capital! 783 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,238 Let's talk about it alone. 784 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,159 Thank you for turning it our house is a brothel. 785 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,874 We can't let her go in this state. 786 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,718 She's depressed. 787 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,355 She needs in Fraternal Support. 788 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,154 -She doesn't care about her! -No, don't care. 789 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,116 You see, she cares the fate of one's neighbor. 790 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,270 Madame Odfe, you are so kind. 791 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,868 Nature did not gift you beauty. 792 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,154 But it doesn't matter. 793 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,715 You are so good hairiness 794 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,070 and big feet. 795 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,228 I only appreciate inner beauty. 796 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,316 -Well, that's enough! -No, leave her. 797 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,716 She's fine. 798 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,353 -Get out, Emmanuel! -She will stay. 799 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,518 She is a Society intern Fraternal Support. 800 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,234 Her makeup is running. 801 00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,080 You need to go to the bathroom and wash. 802 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,998 Better in the jacuzzi it's closer. 803 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,032 Do you think so, dear? 804 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,196 Poor baby! 805 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,274 Still, I put on a dress your wife. 806 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,150 I don't look like him like a cheap whore. 807 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,035 -Will you shut up or not? -Calm down, honey. 808 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,788 -You are not my wife! -What if not your wife? 809 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,878 How many times have you said: I am your wife! 810 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:39,029 You can't get carried away to such an extent! 811 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,719 Then I'll change. 812 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,513 Who asked you for it console? 813 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,117 Sorry, Georges, it's my job to console. 814 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,072 Okay, go downstairs. 815 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,397 When she appears intimidate her and drive her out. 816 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,397 Repeat after me. I'm angry! 817 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,315 I'm angry! 818 00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,911 I'm angry! Very! 819 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,515 -Your wife looks like... -Yes! For a fighter. 820 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:11,869 She was involved in wrestling. 821 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,118 -What does it mean: “Be afraid!”? - "Be afraid, fly." 822 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,516 This is her battle cry. 823 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,031 I lured her into the kitchen so run before it's too late. 824 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,833 Your scarecrow is wearing things like that? 825 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,669 She buys them 826 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,270 but they remain like that hang in the wardrobe. 827 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:34,754 I don't believe that you can sleep with this ugly girl. 828 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,352 I'm only interested in her money. 829 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,153 I can't leave her. 830 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,351 You and I would live together in a two-room apartment. 831 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,635 Be afraid! 832 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,193 Be afraid! Be afraid! 833 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,956 Is it possible to do this worry about the woman? 834 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,472 We need a horse like this keep in line, otherwise they will take you away. 835 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,153 Johnny, the boss is calling for you. 836 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,397 One freak wants to melt we have our own shit. 837 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,113 Asks for full price. 838 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,555 I rolled my lip. 839 00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,355 Monsieur Ass! 840 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,517 Monsieur Poulard intends buy "Roadster" from us 841 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,155 and give us back the old one car. 842 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,318 It's inexpensive and in principle, I don't mind. 843 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,795 No? 844 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,233 -Monsieur Poulard is crazy about Audi. -You can see it right away. 845 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,714 Yes, it’s immediately obvious. 846 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,035 steering wheel, 847 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,916 caps, exhaust pipe, cases, keychain, 848 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,235 cap, jacket. 849 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,672 Isn't it better to buy the whole car? 850 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,633 Depending on price on an old car. 851 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,911 Monsieur Ass will test your car. 852 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,072 This is a real ace. 853 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,150 -Thank you, boss. -It's not worth it. 854 00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,152 Cute hairpin. 855 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,832 -Are they given to clients? -There will be one for you. 856 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,357 Sorry, I need to make a call important client. 857 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,076 She has a whole bunch of options and a lot of bells and whistles. 858 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,749 And most importantly - not a single scratch. 859 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,835 Like new! 860 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,552 Even though it was produced in 1995, but still a girl. 861 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,835 Perfect! 862 00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,990 -Emmanuel? -No, Marion. 863 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,235 She's busy. 864 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,274 -Who am I talking to? -With her lover's wife. 865 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:53,355 -So I knew it! -This is life. 866 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,712 -What's this bastard's name? -Georges. 867 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,672 The same Georges from Venice. 868 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,554 -He's in the bathroom with her. -What a bastard! 869 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,154 What is your address? 870 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,356 -Avenue Vrans, 47. -Vrans? Thank you. 871 00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,557 -It's Georges! -Be quiet! 872 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,798 -You will damage the hood! - Nonsense, we'll fix everything. 873 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,594 Once you intend to buy I have a car 874 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,359 these are already your problems. 875 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,312 Sit down, there's little time. 876 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,878 Problems need to be solved. 877 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,194 A beast, not a machine! 878 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,558 So, are you hungry? 879 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,310 -Whose apartment is this? -My wife. 880 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,192 -Whose money is it? -Her too. 881 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,749 So you are a gigolo. 882 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,271 This lever raises the roof. My brother-in-law installed it. 883 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:52,312 And at first the top was not reclining. 884 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,718 My son-in-law is a master all trades. 885 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,514 He cut off the roof and installed a convertible top. 886 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,276 Convertible car only wins in price. 887 00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,073 And he wins big. 888 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,112 So, keep this in mind! 889 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,195 Sorry Emmanuel, but this is your husband. 890 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,795 Her husband? 891 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,475 Yes, dear. 892 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:14,715 Her husband?! 893 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,718 So are you with him? Creature! 894 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,956 It cannot be opened on the go! 895 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,555 She'll fly off! 896 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,830 -My mind went crazy! -Who am I to you, a psychiatrist? 897 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,997 -What's the matter, Johnny? -You bitch! 898 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,229 -Are you and the client? -Shut up! 899 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,636 Why am I with you? contacted! 900 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,558 -I'm afraid of you! -What are you doing? 901 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,070 -Whore! -An attack of jealousy? 902 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,839 What are you doing in his house? 903 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,395 At first it burned me a little, and now she’s also married! 904 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,353 His name is Johnny True, not Holliday. 905 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,278 I would recognize his voice. 906 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,956 -I followed you in Italy! - What a scoundrel! 907 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,879 And you still blame me is that I'm married! 908 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,593 Georges, calm down! 909 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,833 Emmanuel! Crap! 910 00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,510 You wanted to live with me without breaking up with this Johnny? 911 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,836 -You didn’t break up with your wife. -You got me! 912 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,236 -You got yourself! -Bitch! 913 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,475 What?! 914 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,755 You hit my wife in the face! 915 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,553 Yes, I should sneeze on her face! 916 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,829 Fuck her! 917 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,838 I would never see that face again! 918 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,434 Why am I giving birth? 919 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,473 Who has this face? 920 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,832 -Emmanuel! -I'm with my lover. 921 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,712 This is a sexy beast. 922 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,195 I'm the beast! 923 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:47,875 You're sick! 924 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,718 Is it possible to drive like that?! 925 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,638 -She admitted everything! -Better watch the road. 926 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:54,875 I love you. 927 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,310 I don't need him. 928 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,910 -Then why are you with him? -He won't let me in! 929 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,315 He won't let her in! 930 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,639 We almost crashed! 931 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,114 He's next to me. 932 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,596 He says he's not afraid you. 933 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,714 My car is a beast, but for It's not good for Formula 1! 934 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,470 -I served in the landing force. -He doesn't care. 935 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,069 Paratroopers are tough guys. 936 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,631 He says you are small member 937 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,875 I didn't say! 938 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,710 -I have a small penis. -Calm down! 939 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,958 - I'm sure it's big. -Small penis? 940 00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:37,835 I'll kill him! 941 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,076 In Venice he tied me to the bed 942 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,794 and forced me to sleep with you with all the hotel staff! 943 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,075 Cattle! 944 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,231 Thank God it worked out. 945 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,033 You almost scratched wing 946 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,035 Congratulations! 947 00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,272 Paratroopers are great. 948 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,833 This is the height of cool. 949 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,348 Save me! 950 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,351 In hand-to-hand combat with you no chance. 951 00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,595 Are you leaving? 952 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,598 I don't want to see what will happen here. 953 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,236 -He doesn't know my address. -How to say. 954 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,555 Does he know? 955 00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,589 Damn bitch! 956 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,996 You can consider yourself a widow. 957 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:21,675 Poor Marion. 958 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,834 I saw the report about a fight between two paratroopers. 959 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,680 -A sea of ​​blood. -Shut up. 960 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,071 But they were friends. 961 00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,151 The car is complete crap. I understood immediately. 962 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,318 Since you are so, I'm calling to the police. 963 00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,434 Are you crazy? I have 3 more hours on the card! 964 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,468 -Why did you set me up? -Out of revenge. 965 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,875 Leave me alone! 966 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,513 I was offended that I was married. But she is also married. 967 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,029 Oh, these women! 968 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,911 -What's wrong with you? -I have cramps. 969 00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,156 Of course! Don't squeeze it like that money. 970 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,954 -Relax. -I have a reflex for money. 971 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,037 We won't show them. 972 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,436 Suddenly they sell without a garden or without a terrace. 973 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,790 Don't pretend an aristocrat. 974 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:20,232 Even if the apartment is good, Let's pretend we're dissatisfied. 975 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,636 -Don't think I'm a fool. -Not really. 976 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,116 Maurice! Maurice! 977 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,038 Look what I found in Marion's things. 978 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,638 Much better than that what did you buy me? 979 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,151 I woke up feminine. 980 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,432 Put him to sleep and awaken his masculine. Stop the masquerade. 981 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:44,188 The wife shouldn't see us together. 982 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:46,798 What masquerade? 983 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:48,508 Look at my nose. 984 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,755 Call a doctor. 985 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,600 I'll need it myself a doctor if a paratrooper shows up. 986 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,472 Oh, those paratroopers! 987 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,195 Who's home? 988 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,395 Who is this? Is Emmanuelle back? 989 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,035 Paratrooper! Go check it out! 990 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,275 Don't forget the wig! 991 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,395 Who's home? 992 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,635 Madam! 993 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,394 Paratrooper! Hide somewhere. 994 00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,800 Hey, what should I do? 995 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,753 -He'll kill me. -Tell me I'm not here. 996 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,951 I'll start with "Be afraid, be afraid!" 997 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,550 -Good afternoon. -Madame Odfe? 998 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,315 She's the one. 999 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,068 It seemed to me what someone said. 1000 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,271 TV on full volume. 1001 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,313 -I'm a little deaf. -I hope you can hear me? 1002 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,238 My husband is not at home. 1003 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,715 And don't ask where he is. 1004 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,389 -I don't know. -It's OK. 1005 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,591 After all, the apartment belongs to you. 1006 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,274 We can conclude deal without him. 1007 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,311 -Are there any termites? -One. And the one at the top. 1008 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,477 What kind of hole is this? at the door? 1009 01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,829 This is for ventilation. 1010 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,712 -It's stuffy here. -Yes, it’s stuffy. 1011 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,796 Charles buzzed my ears about a jacuzzi for 6 people, 1012 01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,071 about the terraces, about the wonderful view. 1013 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,193 You came to talk about the wonderful view? 1014 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,435 Look around. 1015 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,675 Look around! 1016 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,390 -Are you having renovations? -Yes. 1017 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:47,318 But it's not finished. 1018 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,593 -You need to deduct expenses. -Read, damn you! 1019 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,798 Do you think I'm unpleasant to you? 1020 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:57,038 Are you pleased that your my wife sleeps with my husband? 1021 01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:00,357 This neighborhood is terrible difficult to park. 1022 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,232 Had to park in 2 blocks from here. 1023 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,309 -Claire, do you know Madame? -No, I haven’t met you yet. 1024 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,949 This is Charles's daughter. 1025 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,470 When I saw her last time 1026 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,318 she was just a baby. 1027 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,989 Since then she has noticeably grew up. 1028 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:22,716 God, how nice it is here! 1029 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,636 No, no, you're wrong. This is pretentious. 1030 01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:29,475 Well, yes, of course. 1031 01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,671 -Do you offer a laundry service? -Fuck you! 1032 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,719 -Pardon? -Get off with your laundry. 1033 01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,715 Thank you. 1034 01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,592 -She's talking nonsense. -Spit. 1035 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:45,630 -The apartment is, of course, big. -But it’s uncomfortable. 1036 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:49,515 -Not modern. -Yes. And the view! 1037 01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,435 The view is like a view! 1038 01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,556 The larger the window the more expensive it is to wash. 1039 01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,400 -It needs to be repainted. -Yes. 1040 01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,955 -What's upstairs? -There are toilets there. 1041 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,754 -A whole staircase for toilets? -This is ridiculous! 1042 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,476 There wasn't enough space downstairs so the toilet is upstairs. 1043 01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:15,116 -Can I see them? -I’m not asking to join yours. 1044 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,039 And don't meddle in mine toilets. 1045 01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:21,557 Do you want to sell apartment or not? 1046 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,876 Stop talking about mine apartment! 1047 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:27,072 You came here to kill my husband. 1048 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,315 Didn't understand. 1049 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,475 Along with that old otter drink his blood. 1050 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,558 -How dare you! -You are behaving provocatively! 1051 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,273 I'd like to kick your ass! 1052 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,194 Why the hell was I driving here? money?! 1053 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,789 What money? 1054 01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,640 Charles advised me to take cash. 1055 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:49,154 150 thousand euros. 1056 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,396 Plus a bonus in honor our friendship. 1057 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,911 No taxes. 1058 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,156 Black cash, from hand to hand. 1059 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,275 -Let's go, Claire. -Are you completely stupid? 1060 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,075 Have you heard about Bratskaya Support? 1061 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,554 Fuck you! 1062 01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,115 This is a charity society. 1063 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,516 -And I don’t want to hear! -We care about the poor. 1064 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,712 -The whole world works for them. -No work! 1065 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,274 Let them work themselves! 1066 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,750 My husband all my life plowed like a horse. 1067 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:21,675 Let him go! 1068 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,833 -Release my husband! -Husband? 1069 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,435 -Yes, this is my husband. -Jean-Bernard Pruibal! 1070 01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,950 And this is my wife Claire Pruibal! 1071 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,434 -You're not Johnny? -Do I look like Johnny? 1072 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,269 My name is Georges Plambeck. Real estate agent. 1073 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:48,636 Monsieur Haudfay asked me help you with your apartment. 1074 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,435 Monsieur Pruibal. Madame Pruibal. 1075 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,075 Monsieur Plambeck, my husband didn't instruct you... 1076 01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,477 He will be furious that they refused 150 thousand. 1077 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:01,034 This is a huge amount! 1078 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,914 Let's go and that's it Let's examine it properly. 1079 01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,955 Don't pay attention she has problems with hormones. 1080 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,595 Yes, this fat girl is not only hard of hearing. 1081 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,189 -Did you say something? -Not really. 1082 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,755 When the right ear is deaf, then the left hears one hundred percent. 1083 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,871 If directed, where needed. 1084 01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,275 Glad to hear that. 1085 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,993 Damn, I made a mistake. 1086 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,716 -Marion, calm down! -Marion is always calm. 1087 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:41,029 Brakes and shock absorbers no way in hell. 1088 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,515 -I won't give you much. -Yes, I'll punch you in the face! 1089 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,555 Try! 1090 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,400 I'm not responsible for mine actions. 1091 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:50,193 I understood everything. 1092 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,830 In your place I would go by metro. 1093 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,590 -I do what I want. -My business card. 1094 01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:59,958 And this is for your collection. 1095 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,357 The bathroom is good but somewhat neglected. 1096 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,071 Repairs will cost a bit expensive. 1097 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,034 Can I have a look Jacuzzi for 6 people? 1098 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,438 While I'm making tea, read this brochure. 1099 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,398 We sacrifice all the time. 1100 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,237 Do you have tax benefits? 1101 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,275 What's happened? 1102 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,154 -Won't you open the door? -I think it's Johnny. 1103 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,871 Husband... It doesn't matter. 1104 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,395 I'll go. 1105 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,238 4 million euros! 1106 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,354 Monsieur, I'm sure it's real Johnny. 1107 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,153 A real paratrooper! 1108 01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,112 Take care of it, Marion! 1109 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,032 Monsieur! Monsieur! 1110 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,750 What's the matter? What's that noise? 1111 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:14,995 Open the door! 1112 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,999 I'd prefer it this way you did. 1113 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,759 If it doesn't bother you. 1114 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,835 Not only is she deaf, It still doesn't open the door. 1115 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,877 You are that old fool What's sleeping with my wife? 1116 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,716 You forced her give a blowjob! 1117 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,149 Let him go! 1118 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:48,990 -Did you let her go? -Whom? 1119 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,875 I'll help you. 1120 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,071 -Where is she? -Who?! 1121 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,794 Emmanuel Morteau, Don't you understand yet? 1122 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,035 But who is it? 1123 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:02,278 -She told me everything. -I don’t know her! 1124 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,395 Morto! 1125 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,555 Emmanuel! 1126 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:07,875 Let him go! 1127 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,716 -You stole my bride! -My husband is not a thief! 1128 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,669 You also said that I have small dick! 1129 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:18,995 But I don't know you! 1130 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:23,398 -Don't hit my husband! -This fagot is your husband? 1131 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:25,395 Yes! 1132 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,636 You have to fill it yourself his face, 1133 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:30,593 and don't crawl here on my knees. 1134 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:31,995 Eh, France! 1135 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,357 Now I see why you have drooling over Emmanuelle. 1136 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,153 Living with such nonsense! 1137 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,555 Call the police! 1138 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,915 Well, that's enough! 1139 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,715 I have a bad heart. I'm dying! 1140 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,633 Do something. 1141 01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:06,715 Monsieur! 1142 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,035 Stay out of my business otherwise I'll hurt my head. 1143 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:12,953 I'm meek like a lamb 1144 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,798 But sometimes I turn into a tiger. 1145 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,035 It is visible. 1146 01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:19,712 Don't you dare run away! 1147 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,710 -I don't know how to fight! -He's still fighting, you bastard! 1148 01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,436 He didn't meet in your wife. 1149 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,393 He lied to you! This always happens. 1150 01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:39,191 Monsieur Moreto is right. 1151 01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:42,594 Shut up, cow! 1152 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,397 Claire, he twisted my nose. 1153 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:47,875 Well, how much can you?! 1154 01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,476 I lived for her! 1155 01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,432 I denied myself everything! 1156 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:54,674 Call the police! 1157 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,712 I spent all the money at her! 1158 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,956 I even sold mine apartment! 1159 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:00,875 So what? 1160 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,633 I wore this jacket for her sake! 1161 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:08,038 -Would you wear a jacket like this? - I would put it on, just don’t hit me! 1162 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,515 -I'm looking at her! -I understand. 1163 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,712 -And you ruined everything! -Monsieur Moreto. 1164 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,195 My fiancee is Morto. 1165 01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,914 To refresh your memory, old stump? 1166 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,717 Just stop! 1167 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,752 He's not a lover your wife. 1168 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,991 He came to buy apartment. 1169 01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:27,395 I don't believe you! 1170 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:29,717 You broke my prosthesis. 1171 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,831 This is Monsieur and Madame Pruibal. 1172 01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:35,150 Jean-Bernard Pruibal, dentist 1173 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:36,999 Problems with the bridge there won't be. 1174 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:39,748 Why didn't you say right away? Monsieur Priebel! 1175 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,119 Pruibal! Don't you dare distort my name! 1176 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:45,833 Why are you nothing didn't they say? 1177 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,350 Could I? You were choking me! 1178 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,955 -Who are you? -Marion Odfe. 1179 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:58,072 My husband has never been her lover, as well as mine. 1180 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,315 We're leaving. 1181 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:03,475 You and me, we... 1182 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:04,995 Let's go! 1183 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,034 Let's escape from this madhouse! 1184 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,795 This is a crazy guy who tore it up your jacket! 1185 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,469 -I'll buy you another one. -Leave it, I'll sew it up. 1186 01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:16,674 Here's a business card, come over to our salon. 1187 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,996 I'll sell it to you cheap "Audi". 1188 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,078 I don't care about your wife your Audi! 1189 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,793 And this filthy apartment! 1190 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,911 It's impossible to live here. 1191 01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:28,555 You forgot your brochure our Society. 1192 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,877 -Now I will find her. -You can wipe yourself with her. 1193 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,068 Pederast! 1194 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,195 Who's a pederast? 1195 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,714 Sorry madam for my behavior 1196 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:45,755 but I'm so mad when I found out that I was a cuckold! 1197 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,198 -Can? -Yes. 1198 01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,639 I'm usually not aggressive. 1199 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:59,390 Judging by customer reviews, I am kindness itself. 1200 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:03,194 Alcohol is bad on my nerves. 1201 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,675 With a sense of humor I'm fine. 1202 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,073 But women make me turn on. 1203 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:13,239 They are not predictable. I might go crazy with jealousy. 1204 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,512 Sorry, I forgot money. 1205 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:22,398 Hello agent, who is hiding upstairs. 1206 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,753 Gee! 1207 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,710 -What other agent? -He left a hundred years ago. 1208 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,434 Georges. He's upstairs! 1209 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,794 Step aside, madam. 1210 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:38,036 You're intelligent man. 1211 01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:39,953 Move, cow! 1212 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,157 This is the bathroom! 1213 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:56,917 Who would think of it? hiding in the bathroom? 1214 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,311 Don't be an idiot! 1215 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:14,793 It's okay, Johnny. 1216 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,796 Every problem has your decision. 1217 01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:21,868 -Do you know about Fraternal Support? -I will commit suicide. 1218 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,115 No. 1219 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,154 His motto is “your problems are our problems." 1220 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,870 -You are so kind, Madame Odfe. -Just Marion. 1221 01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,071 You don't deserve this. 1222 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,189 I can't do it anymore. 1223 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:40,789 Everything is fine. 1224 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:45,192 -Everything will pass, believe me. -I'm so pleased. 1225 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,432 You're doing well. 1226 01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,514 Massage my neck. 1227 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,910 Women's hands create miracles. 1228 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,588 No, no, continue. 1229 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:05,077 Caress me, me lacks tenderness. 1230 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,236 I feel so good with you. Hug me. 1231 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:17,188 In this life everyone wants hit you harder. 1232 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:20,316 Salvation only in women. 1233 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,710 -Wonderful smell. -Thank you. 1234 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:34,719 This is Chanel No. 5. 1235 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:35,955 You are beautiful. 1236 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,711 You, too, have been cheated on. 1237 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,672 -Do you want revenge? -Yes. 1238 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,638 -To whom? -Both. 1239 01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,992 -Imagine their faces! -I can imagine. 1240 01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,716 You look like mine Aunt Emma. 1241 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,512 She was also hairy. 1242 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:56,229 When I was a child I spied 1243 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,399 as she undressed. 1244 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:00,079 I saw her naked. 1245 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:02,914 You are already a big child. 1246 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,876 Please remove your hand. 1247 01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,037 -Are you shy? -Terrible! 1248 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,993 Don't reject me. 1249 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,432 - We'll take revenge in pleasure. -You're still in shock. 1250 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,793 Am I not prettier your husband? 1251 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,197 The ugly love the beautiful. 1252 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,752 -You're hurting me. -Take advantage of the opportunity. 1253 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:29,955 -We will take revenge on them. -I don't want to take revenge. 1254 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,196 -Do you have a camera? -For what? 1255 01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:36,792 Take a photo to there was proof. 1256 01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,996 -Don't, Johnny! -I will give you pleasure. 1257 01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,989 I don't want pleasure! Don't want! 1258 01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:47,235 Your mother! 1259 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,398 -Hug me! -No no! 1260 01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:53,875 Johnny, don't! 1261 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,754 Your anger me excites! 1262 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:58,553 Be afraid! Be afraid! 1263 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:03,715 Be afraid! 1264 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:09,594 Damn it, what have I done? 1265 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,677 What's wrong with you, Johnny? 1266 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,635 Do you like me? 1267 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,159 I'll warm you up. 1268 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:34,757 I'll bring you to complete ecstasy, to boiling point. 1269 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,272 No, I've had enough! 1270 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,153 Quiet your ardor! 1271 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:43,155 Cool down! 1272 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,709 Will you calm down or not? in the end! 1273 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,072 Sorry, sometimes you have to go to extreme measures. 1274 01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,635 Excuse me, Madame Odfe. 1275 01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,197 I drank too much. 1276 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,759 -You have iron hands. - You asked for it yourself. 1277 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:09,677 I don't know what I'm doing but it's all your husband's fault. 1278 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,918 -Yes, my husband is to blame. -Yes! 1279 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,077 And where is my husband?! 1280 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:20,113 -He just ran away! -Because he's a coward. 1281 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:21,355 Just a woman. 1282 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,753 I forgive everything to a man except cowardice. 1283 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,631 I have a lot of things to do! 1284 01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,717 I have to pack my clothes. 1285 01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:37,192 I hope he comes to me this George will return! 1286 01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,232 And don't dream, he's a coward. 1287 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,230 -He's a wet chicken. -I know it's chicken. 1288 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,435 And he's not ashamed is he a chicken? 1289 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,389 He should be ashamed that he is a chicken. 1290 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:52,795 What's the matter with you? 1291 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:56,115 -Why are you screaming like that? -Just like that. 1292 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,595 So he's here! 1293 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:03,509 For God's sake, don't do it this! 1294 01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,359 What if I was naked? 1295 01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,548 This is your new friend little sister? 1296 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,831 -Sister? -Yes? 1297 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,278 I'm Sister Marion. 1298 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,551 -Oh yes, sister! -Very nice. 1299 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,115 I took it from her "Chanel" No. 5. 1300 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:28,356 See your friend off, Marion, we still have a lot to do. 1301 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:32,394 -Would you like to meet tomorrow? -I don’t want anything. 1302 01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,035 I'll accompany you. 1303 01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:39,519 Marion invited you at the wrong moment. 1304 01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,954 -No! -Well, what else do you need? 1305 01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:50,318 I want to wait When will this cretin come? 1306 01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,353 Why do you need Georges? 1307 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,471 I won't make it out of spaghetti. 1308 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,233 I'll knock his teeth out with your Audi key. 1309 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,034 I'll turn it around in "The Elephant Man". 1310 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,514 You can do it. 1311 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:10,511 -Is something wrong? -Everything is fine! 1312 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,678 Abnormal can't you see? 1313 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:15,915 Sorry. 1314 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,275 Yes, Monsieur Bernard. 1315 01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:33,277 I lost my job I was rude to one client. 1316 01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:39,598 Is it possible to get another bottle of whiskey? 1317 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:42,872 In your condition I need to drink tea with chamomile. 1318 01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:46,311 -I'm calling the police! -I'll throw myself under the train. 1319 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,352 Well, that's your own business. 1320 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:51,473 What are you saying, little sister? This is cruel! 1321 01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:52,909 Are you gagging me? 1322 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,316 Stupid girl Shame on you! 1323 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,318 Yes, he is blackmailing us! 1324 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:00,436 Why am I helping you? 1325 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,830 Nothing, Johnny! Don't be upset. 1326 01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:04,714 No need. 1327 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,636 This is not a reason for frustration, 1328 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:11,196 if your girlfriend is sleeping with some pig. 1329 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,038 And don't blame yourself for this. 1330 01:19:13,320 --> 01:19:14,992 Should we turn on some music? 1331 01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:20,750 Great equipment! 1332 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:23,831 Just don't do it like that loud! 1333 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,875 -There are speakers everywhere! -Cool! 1334 01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:31,511 Shouldn't we breathe? air? 1335 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,031 -Let's go to the terrace! -What kind of stupid idea?! 1336 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,669 You have to be a psychologist little sister! 1337 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,395 Johnny needs to come out from neurosis! 1338 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:42,749 Fresh air - 1339 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:45,759 the best remedy to calm your nerves! 1340 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,951 This is beauty! 1341 01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,277 Yes, the view is magnificent. 1342 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:04,354 Do you have a jacuzzi? 1343 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,471 Yes, a jacuzzi! 1344 01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,999 True, in just one copy. 1345 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,034 Are you surprised? 1346 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:17,150 -This is your apartment, isn't it? -Well, yes, mine. 1347 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,998 When you're used to living in luxury, 1348 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:23,791 you don't notice her anymore. 1349 01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,034 There's no need to stand here Everyone is looking at us! 1350 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,638 Saturday Society Fraternal Support 1351 01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:39,639 organizes charity ball 1352 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:43,708 -We can dance. -I love dancing. 1353 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:54,030 -I'm a groovy guy! -I'm groovy too! 1354 01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:55,913 At last year's ball 1355 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,191 I did a great job of pretending Celine Dion. 1356 01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,913 Everyone was delighted! 1357 01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:02,353 Why wait until Saturday? 1358 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,189 You can arrange holiday now! 1359 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,795 But the holiday is on Saturday. 1360 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:13,151 There are many discos in Paris, you can dance great. 1361 01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:14,634 Well, let's go? 1362 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,474 Now is not the time go to discos. 1363 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,352 Then let's dance here! 1364 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,872 In your arms, Marion, 1365 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,999 I forget about everything in the world. 1366 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,237 -This is impossible! -But why? 1367 01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,671 What music! 1368 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,159 -I'm crazy about her. -I'm having fun too. 1369 01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,436 I'm Latino at heart! 1370 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,955 Don't you want to dance with my sister? 1371 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,117 She really wants dance! 1372 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,118 He likes you better. 1373 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:42,675 -You love dancing! -No! 1374 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,678 I hurt my leg 1375 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,473 when you pushed me. 1376 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,069 See, I'm limping. 1377 01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:53,796 I'll go to the kitchen. 1378 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,956 Don't pretend to be hard to touch. 1379 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:02,751 You are much more attractive your sister. 1380 01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:04,919 You flatter me. 1381 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,633 She has her own charm. 1382 01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:09,999 You have more of it. 1383 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,877 I don't like slow dancing. 1384 01:23:16,160 --> 01:23:17,559 I'm so unromantic. 1385 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:20,718 I'll go get Marion she likes cheek to cheek. 1386 01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,832 -Is there a bed there? -Only the sofa. 1387 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,235 He's uncomfortable. 1388 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,631 -What is your name? - Zhor... zheta. 1389 01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,239 Sounds good. 1390 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:43,317 - Loudly, like a coin. -And it tastes like a cutlet. 1391 01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:46,353 But I don't have poet's abilities. 1392 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,870 Where did you meet with your fiancee? 1393 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,311 -My wife. -Oh yes, my wife. 1394 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,875 In Berlin. She was fashion model 1395 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:57,958 at the Four Seasons Hotel. 1396 01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:01,596 This hotel on Struden... In general, you can’t pronounce it. 1397 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,757 And you immediately fell in love each other? 1398 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:06,715 Yes. We didn't go out from the room. 1399 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,559 It was a bullfight. 1400 01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:17,830 -I'm so awkward. -You hurt me! 1401 01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:19,314 Ah, sorry. 1402 01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,235 It's good, 1403 01:24:22,080 --> 01:24:25,595 that you didn't step on me on a sore leg. 1404 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,111 -Can you imagine? -Oh, yes! 1405 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:31,754 Are you crazy? 1406 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:39,273 -You dance poorly. -I hurt my back. 1407 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,471 -Sorry. -It would be better if you left. 1408 01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,071 I'm going to the director about his daughter. 1409 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:57,515 Are you serious? 1410 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,117 Monsieur Boudin in the fashion salon at the display of the finished dress. 1411 01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,355 It's upstairs! 1412 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,755 I'd like to see Monsieur Boudin. 1413 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,076 Happened to his daughter trouble. 1414 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:18,475 Here is my business card. 1415 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,471 Let him wait I'll go out to him. 1416 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:42,875 I'll talk to him. 1417 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:44,555 Pruibal. 1418 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,435 Jean-Bernard says terrible things. 1419 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,678 Marion's lover attacked and brutally beat them. 1420 01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:09,075 And he wanted to strangle him! 1421 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:11,874 Under 2 meters with a carnivorous smile. 1422 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:14,674 I didn't see him smiled. 1423 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:16,632 Claire has gone crazy from shocks. 1424 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,434 She thinks that your daughter is not a woman. 1425 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:22,153 You were accepted too for a man. 1426 01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:24,753 We need to ask Marion. 1427 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,796 I was mistaken for a man by phone. 1428 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:33,109 Bigduvich is a true genius. This is Arsenal. 1429 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:37,714 Nice, but I like it "Kosovo". 1430 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:40,753 This is not Kosovo This is "Full Moon". 1431 01:26:41,040 --> 01:26:42,314 -This one? -No, this one. 1432 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:44,113 Oh yes, it's written here. 1433 01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:46,795 This is the trick. 1434 01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:50,715 Powerful stuff. 1435 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:55,313 Marion, explain what's the matter? 1436 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,715 But this is not Marion! 1437 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,352 I'm the best in the world massage therapist! 1438 01:26:59,920 --> 01:27:01,672 Great, but more no need. 1439 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:03,792 Come on, I can do more better. 1440 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:06,558 No, stop it! 1441 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:08,159 I already feel so good! 1442 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,078 The best is the enemy of the good! 1443 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:14,035 We need to answer. 1444 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,750 -Who am I talking to? -This is Madame Odfe. 1445 01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:27,719 - Repeat. -I'm Madame Odfe. 1446 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:30,116 -Marion Odfe. -Marion Odfe - it's me. 1447 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,950 -Call my husband. -Are you Madame Odfe? 1448 01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,475 Amazing! 1449 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,354 -How did you get there? -I'm Georges' friend. 1450 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,757 I'll try it now call. 1451 01:27:45,520 --> 01:27:48,034 -Strange voice for a woman. -Yes, she is not a woman. 1452 01:27:50,280 --> 01:27:51,679 Gee! 1453 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:55,635 Help! He's raping me! 1454 01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,593 I can't do it anymore! 1455 01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:01,153 -Sister! -He's feeling my ass! 1456 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:03,512 It's a massage, it's useful. 1457 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:06,997 wants to talk to you your husband. 1458 01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:09,840 -My husband? -Your husband! 1459 01:28:13,120 --> 01:28:16,476 -Finally you have arrived. -No, Johnny, I'm sick. 1460 01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:17,749 I'm sick! 1461 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:19,508 Leave me alone, you asshole! 1462 01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,479 -Hello, pussy? -Georges? 1463 01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:24,478 Who's yelling there? 1464 01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:29,830 -And who is this woman? -I solve my problems. 1465 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:33,317 -She's impersonating me! -I love only you. 1466 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:39,195 He hung up. 1467 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:42,148 I always suspected that Georges is a libertine. 1468 01:28:42,440 --> 01:28:44,032 Don't talk about your husband like that to his daughter. 1469 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,550 And who shouted that he groping your ass? 1470 01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:49,798 -It's disgusting and vulgar. -I told you so. 1471 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:53,356 And the woman who pretends to be Marion, 1472 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:56,229 she's a man! 1473 01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,592 I'll figure it out myself. 1474 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:01,995 Johnny! 1475 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:04,155 Marion! 1476 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,432 What are they doing there? 1477 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:13,671 Georgette! Johnny has gone crazy! 1478 01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:15,916 He wants us undressed 1479 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:17,997 and climbed into the jacuzzi with him! 1480 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,554 Naked, girls! 1481 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,830 -The water is cold! -It's boiling water there! 1482 01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,394 It's time to end it. 1483 01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:28,149 -Do as I do, Marion! - Be afraid, be afraid! 1484 01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:35,315 You do, right? 1485 01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:39,315 Into the water! 1486 01:29:46,040 --> 01:29:47,234 How do you like my panties? 1487 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,988 Johnny why are you undressed? 1488 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,355 Yes, that's me. 1489 01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:57,193 We were going to swim. 1490 01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,399 -We were just joking. -Jokes aside. 1491 01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:02,874 It's time for us to go. 1492 01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:06,275 Georges? 1493 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,912 -Why are you wearing a dress? -This is the highlight of the season! 1494 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:14,430 -You are Georges! -Well, yes, Georges. 1495 01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:16,312 Many women were called Georges. 1496 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:19,273 -George Sand. -Boy George. 1497 01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:24,075 You are Georges! 1498 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:46,315 And it doesn't hurt! 1499 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:54,719 Stop this carnage! 1500 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:00,475 -Madame Odfe? -I'm not Madame Odfe! 1501 01:31:02,480 --> 01:31:03,549 Surprise! 1502 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:04,989 I'm the rabbit out of the hat. 1503 01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:08,909 I'll tell you what: Georges doesn't love your wife 1504 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:10,873 doesn't love his wife 1505 01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,513 doesn't love anyone's wife. 1506 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:17,711 He loves me! Maurice Kroll. 1507 01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:21,238 Yes, darling, you're just a sweetheart. 1508 01:31:23,080 --> 01:31:24,877 I don't understand anything. 1509 01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:28,474 We can't live, friend without a friend. 1510 01:31:29,480 --> 01:31:30,549 Okay, let's leave. 1511 01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:34,637 -I don’t believe that Georges... -This is his personal business. 1512 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,669 -How could you? -At first sight. 1513 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,831 I'm sure they pretending. 1514 01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:46,795 Thank you, honey. 1515 01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:48,718 -Kiss him. -What? 1516 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:52,193 But you are lovers like Johnny and me. 1517 01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:53,915 Sorry, Johnny. 1518 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,634 I like that you You're jealous of me. 1519 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:00,159 You are so beautiful. 1520 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,556 And behind his soul only money. 1521 01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:05,196 That's something too. 1522 01:32:05,480 --> 01:32:08,517 -Will you forgive me? -How can I not forgive? 1523 01:32:15,400 --> 01:32:18,039 -Well, what do you want to prove? -Nothing. 1524 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,151 It's you who proves that you love your friend. 1525 01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:21,395 Stop the circus! 1526 01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:23,875 But lovers always kissing. 1527 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:25,595 She's right. 1528 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:35,832 Have we proven our love? 1529 01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:39,200 Went. He's a pervert. 1530 01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:40,715 Don't forget! 1531 01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:44,476 Charity ball on Saturday at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. 1532 01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:46,239 Bye, girls. 1533 01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:51,754 Why did you get this idea? kiss me? 1534 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:54,429 -It doesn't suit me. -I saved your life. 1535 01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:59,157 -You stuck your tongue in my mouth. -They too. 1536 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:01,510 -Stop here. -But this is a private parking lot. 1537 01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:05,597 Never in Montmartre no parking spaces. 1538 01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:16,354 You can't do it at all park. 1539 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:17,994 I'd rather drive. 1540 01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:23,153 It was that psycho who broke it. 1541 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:27,195 Georges! 1542 01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:31,749 Repair work. 1543 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:34,715 Georges! 1544 01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,715 Georges! 1545 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:40,635 Georges! 1546 01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:46,035 Georges! 1547 01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:11,951 And our last kiss! 1548 01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:13,715 My wife. 1549 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:15,355 She's here. 1550 01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:20,432 It's me your wife! Nasty. 1551 01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:21,915 Georges! 1552 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:28,154 Places for six but you can get scared. 1553 01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:31,312 Tell them that we are not fagots. 1554 01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,192 There was nothing between us. 1555 01:34:33,480 --> 01:34:35,596 We were just about to start. 1556 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:40,000 We were just kissing and nothing more. 1557 01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,272 Hush, Margarita! 1558 01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:45,235 I told you she's not a man! 1559 01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:46,714 Let's go, daughter. 1560 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:50,792 -It's not what you think! -See you in court! 1561 01:34:52,240 --> 01:34:55,357 To dirty perverts no place in our family. 1562 01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:59,393 Don't worry, Georges. 1563 01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:02,558 There is such a lawyer in the Society! Man!